As you are aware (or at least you should be) blizzard has referenced this video several times since they released the new level 80 Onyxia raid a while back. Two are achivements, [Many whelps, handle it], [More dots] and of corse the [Onyxian Whelpling].
A couple days ago I got bored and went to watch the video, but two seconds in I desided to transcribe the whole thing. Took me about 15 minutes. After the break I’ll post the video and after that I’ll post my transcription.
Odd groups goto left, even groups goto right.
That means 1,3,5,7 left, 2,4,6,8 right.
7 and 8 are whelp groups.
Ok listen the fuck up.
You are going to DPS very very slowly.
Now, and by slowly i mean FUCKING slow.
If you get agro, it means your going to lose 50 DKP, cuz you didnt know what the fuck to do.
And watch the fucking tail.
If you get kicked into the whelps you lose 50 DKP again for not being where the fuck you were supposed to be.
There is no argo reset.
You only need, there some shit about an agro reset when people dont know how to manage their agro.
After two sunders you can basicly start doin damage to it.
Assuming you know how agro works and you dont over agro.
Ok nuke it, dot it.
Help the whelp groups.
When its in phase two nuke it as hard as possible.
You want to get it down as fast as possible.
Have dots up on… on every time, two rows, shadow word pain, warlock curses, rend, every thing.
I dont see enough dots, more dots now.
Come on more dps.
Hit it like you mean it.
You’ll get time to rest in phase three while im getting the agro.
Remember, save all your agro redusing abilities for when it lands.
That means feign death, vanish, uhh fucking fade.
Anything you can use to reset agro.
At 40% you will stop dots, untill then you will throw more dots, throw more dots, more dots, more dots.
Come on more dots.
Kay stop dots.
Now hit it very hard, and very fast.
Lee run to the center, Mogris run to the center, Forsight run to the center, Sarp run to the center, Ices run to the center. What ever the fuck you do, do not stand next to other people.
Mogris center.
Just heal me.
Lee do not….
Go away from the head Lee, go away.
Kay DPS, slowly.
Come here you fucking cunt..
Watch the tail.
Whelps!
Krushim was feared into the…
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!
KRUSHIM WHAT THE FUCK!
WHELPS LEFT SIDE!
EVEN SIDE MANY WELPS!
NOW HANDLE IT!
FUCK!!!
THATS A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS!!!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT!!!!
If you stand in the right fucking place there is no way you are going to fucking get into the god damn whelps
What ever fucking fear, tail swipe.
What ever the fuck.
Ok?
Its like one in a fucking million.
From the fucking north corrner to the middle into the fucking whelp cave.
Its not even remotely fucking imaginable.
